As the secret proceedings of the Papal Conclave draw to a close, millions of people around the world are waiting with bated breath for the…
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I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this earth. I wish to directly…
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God works in mysterious ways. That’s why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from the parts of it that…
VATICAN CITY — Local personal pizza and source of calories for millions, Mama Celeste, was canonized into sainthood during a small ceremony earlier today and…