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“Bob’s Burgers” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Get a Terrible Face Tattoo

Brandon Talley • October 2, 2023

Face tattoos are the ultimate sign of someone who doesn't give a shit, or doesn't realize how stupid a face…

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Free Hot Dogs All It Took to Get Punk to Celebrate America

James Knapp • July 4, 2021

SANDUSKY, Ohio — Local punk Curtis “Copkiller” Richards reportedly ceased his habit of constant slander against the United States while…

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Jaw Unhinged Like Fucking Python in Order to Take Bite of Freakishly Tall, Expensive Gourmet Burger

Zac Lux • May 11, 2021

CHICAGO — Local man and self-proclaimed foodie Harry Blanks unhinged his jaw like a Burmese Python in order to take…