John Adkins
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Local Dad Matt Fredricksen was recently busted for eating all the Uncrustables at his daughter Kayla’s 5th birthday. Naturally, Matt’s…
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Bobby Korec
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Joy Division is an absolutely legendary band, but for some reason, third graders can’t quite wrap this concept around their…
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Joe Rumrill
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YUMA, Ariz. — Local mathcore drummer Elmore Verrichek is exceedingly humiliated at his inability to master the rhythms of an…
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Joe Rumrill
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local father Colm Tyson is reportedly embarrassed after accidentally booking 1980s new wave band Oingo Boingo for…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — A line formed outside the legendary DIY venue The Basement last night, where locals could request favors of…
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Ed Saincome
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Going vegan 6 months ago was the best decision you ever made and you’ve made sure to let EVERYONE know it.…
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