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Matt McInerney • February 21, 2024

NEW YORK — Scientists at the Fashion Institute of Technology confirmed there is no way to take off a pullover…

Yancy Lee Crawford • June 6, 2022

LAKEVILLE, Ind. – Townsfolk are bracing for waves of fiery lust caused by local sex symbol Scott Bailey’s distended, green…

John Danek • June 12, 2021

DALLAS — Rhythm guitarist and craft beer connoisseur Kirk Tenly reportedly hasn’t seen his own pedalboard since the late 2000s…

Literally A Koala • March 22, 2021

DOYLESTOWN, Pa. — Local sous chef and frequent masturbater Kyle Myers would not pause his jerk-off session Monday when his…

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