A song of ice and fire Archives

Saad Khan • October 5, 2020

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

Dan Kozuh • December 6, 2019

BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…

Seth Shanley • May 22, 2019

UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and…

David Sitrick • May 19, 2019

BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 19, 2019

NEW YORK — As HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones comes to a conclusion, fans are preparing for the grand…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 16, 2019

GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones…

Jordan Breeding • May 7, 2019

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 10, 2018

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • January 10, 2018

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

Charles E.P. Murphy • October 19, 2017

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…