30-year-old Archives

Doug Kolic • July 16, 2024

OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…

Mimi Kenny • March 28, 2024

Here’s some wisdom worth heeding: know your place. You might think you know everything, but you’re clearly blindsided by the…

Colleen Nerney • February 26, 2023

LOS ANGELES — After an ambitious attempt at a simple flatground kickflip, it appears that you have absolutely broken your…

Josh Klasco • March 5, 2021

DENVER — Local man Matti Mukdam was found dead in his apartment last week, one day after his 30th birthday,…

Rob Steinberg • October 16, 2020

ATLANTA — Local 30-year-old Dimitri Reynolds learned yesterday that he’s no longer in Adult Swim’s target demographic after a visit…