The absolute best part about music is getting the chance to rank a band’s albums from “complete shitshow of a release” to “gosh dang, pump this audio directly into my veins and don’t stop until I pass out.” Exactly what musicians want from their fanbase. That being said, here’s the definitive ranking of Every Time I Die’s discography.

9) Last Night in Town (2001)

Play it again: “The Logic of Crocodiles”

Skip It: “Enter Without Knocking And Notify The Police”

8) Gutter Phenomenon (2005)

Play it again: “Bored Stiff”

Skip It: “Guitarred and Feathered”

7) New Junk Aesthetic (2009)

Play it again: “Wanderlust”

Skip It: “Goddam Kids These Days”

6) The Big Dirty (2007)

Play it again: “Pigs Is Pigs”

Skip It: “Depressionista”

5) Ex Lives (2012)

Play it again: “I Suck (Blood)”

Skip It: “A Wild, Shameless Plain”

4) From Parts Unknown (2014)

Play it again: “The Great Secret”

Skip It: “Cheap Ludes”

3) Radical (2021)

Play it again: “Distress Rehearsal”

Skip It: “We Go Together” but only if you’re short on time

2) Hot Damn! (2003)

Play it again: “Godspeed Us to Sea”

Skip It: Don’t you dare skip any of these songs

1) Low Teens (2016)

Play it again: “I Didn’t Want To Join Your Stupid Cult Anyway”

Skip It: No