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Punk Squirrel Stuffs Cheeks With Zyns To Prepare for Winter CULTURE

Punk Squirrel Stuffs Cheeks With Zyns To Prepare for Winter

GORHAM, Maine — A local punk squirrel known as Slip Nutz was found stuffing his cheeks with Wintergreen Zyn pouches in preparation for the cold… <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #3eb565;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#35a058'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#3eb565'">Read the full masterpiece</a>

Opinion: Guzzling up the World’s Dwindling Fresh Water So I Could Prompt AI Engines To Generate a Video of Oscar the Grouch Farting Into His Own Dick Is a Dream My Ancestors Didn’t Even Know They Wanted for Me OPINION

Opinion: Guzzling up the World’s Dwindling Fresh Water So I Could Prompt AI Engines To Generate a Video of Oscar the Grouch Farting Into His Own Dick Is a Dream My Ancestors Didn’t Even Know They Wanted for Me

While everyone is sounding the alarms about AI’s unregulated overreach by evil technocrats and the annoying rabble of eco-conscious peaceniks clutch their pearls about AI… <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #3eb565;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#35a058'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#3eb565'">Get the full story</a>

Useless Baby Didn’t Save Marriage CULTURE

Useless Baby Didn’t Save Marriage

BRANSON, Mo. — A couple who recently welcomed the birth of a beautiful baby boy were inconsolable after it became painfully obvious that its blessed… <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #3eb565;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#35a058'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#3eb565'">Read the full masterpiece</a>

Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough CULTURE

Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Fourth grader Stevie McLaughlin became the class loser for being the only student without a nasty case of whooping cough, confirmed sources… <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #3eb565;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#35a058'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#3eb565'">Get the full story</a>

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