By Jove! It appears that, once again, the cost of petroleum has gone through the roof! If only society had heeded my words once again…
FERNDALE, Mich. — Local post-hardcore bands The Crooked Nose and Sleeping in Bushes brought a mix of high school-aged and middle-aged patrons out to the…
Relationships aren’t easy. Finding the right one is hard, and it’s even harder to make sure they’re never let go. We all need that companionship…
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that he and his friends’ ignorant…
You know what they say. Be in a band that’s successful and you’ll never have to work a day in your life. Unfortunately, none of…
PITTSFIELD, Mass. — Sketchies, a newly opened marijuana dispensary, is getting rave reviews by selling weed out of backpacks in their parking lot as a…
Keeping your car in good working order is not easy. It’s especially more difficult when something goes wrong, and you have to decide whether you…
HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just pulled into the animal shelter…
Has this ever happened to you? I was printing flyers for the battle of the bands this coming Friday on the company printer and texting…
CRAIG, Colo. — Local punk Kenneth Dieter instinctively snuck into a show despite there being no cover charge to enter, sources who urged him to…
Former Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato is back with his third solo record “Mirrorcell” and we learned pretty quickly this is not the same…
RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age of 25 will be with…
The votes are in, and the verdict confirms what we already knew: the best time to switch positions is when your partner is on the…
EUGENE, Ore. — Roommates and known stoners Lilia Huerta and Sam Khan reportedly witnessed Kate Bush in the form of a stray piece of thread…
I don’t typically go out much these days. But last weekend, my D&D group/polycule decided it was time to go have some fun at a…