Hey man, long time no see! I didn’t know you were invited to the after-party. Small world, huh? Did you happen to see — oh,…
ST. PAUL — Local woman Nicole Black converted her Novation SL61 MkIII MIDI Controller, originally purchased as a beginner instrument for music production, into a…
GRANVILLE, Ohio — Pop punk band Silver Glitter’s weeknight rehearsal was cut short when the drummer’s older brother hooked up a Nintendo 64 in the…
How was the 15-year reunion? I can’t believe it’s been a decade and a half since we graduated high school. Was Troy there? The three…
SEATTLE – An enormous black hole sun capable of devouring the entire world and casting it into the void would come a lot faster if…
I had such a great time at your show! I’m so glad I went! Oh yeah, I stepped outside after the first 30 seconds. But…
EAST STROUDSBURG, Pa. — Rental agent Bonnie Mallick advertised her East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania studio apartment as “Williamsburg-adjacent” despite being located almost 80 miles away, aggravated…
The Hard Times is committed to reviewing every album that has ever existed, but we refuse to go in any logical order. This week, we…
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local music enthusiast Derek Barnett was struck with embarrassment after stumbling across a Spotify playlist he created only twenty-one days earlier, sources…
Congratulations! I am so happy about your success! Also, I’m spiraling and I need to make this about me. Just so I can compare, how…
PHILADELPHIA — Several fans braced for embarrassment at a local extreme metal show Saturday night when the frontman of black metal band Blürgnorff walked out…
I don’t want to be overly judgmental of anyone, but let’s be honest, if you like our shitty local band then you’re a goddamn loser.…
CAMDEN, N.J. — Local bass player Conor Lenihan is in critical condition after being beaten mercifully by his bandmates for releasing a statement regarding the…
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local dive bar Bog Hill, an establishment notorious for over-serving customers, fights, and unsanitary conditions, shocked regulars and locals alike by rebranding…
To say my adolescent years were tumultuous and rife with conflict would be an understatement. It’s not easy being a goth growing up in the…