I’m a real one, bro. Been around since back in the fucking day. So when my little brother wanted to see Sum 41, I was…
Whether they say it outright or not, people who claim to enjoy Nu-Metal in 2023 are only saying so because of nostalgia. Hell, they aren’t…
Just about every study reveals that 9 out of every 10 Americans are unsatisfied with where they are in life. But there’s good news! It’s…
Hey, you little non-neon-colored pissbaby. You want to take my beloved Pipeline Punch, huh? You think my Monster Energy consumption is so concerning? Well, good…
Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on the facts. Yes, this man…
Saturday is for the fucking boys, of course. It’s a day for drinking, hanging, partying, and all other things related to “bro-ing out.” It’s a…
World hunger is something my mother made sure I was educated on from a young age. With one simple instruction, she would sum up the…
Well, hello there, Kingy. Say, why so glum? What reason could a heavy metal master and servant to Satan like yourself possibly have to be…
Quick! Name a forty-year-old funky rock quartet known for on-stage nudity, a history of substance abuse, and dedicated fans who don’t mind that they’re still…
I’ve said it for years: The Grammys, like all major award shows, are hollow events designed solely for the rich and famous to parade themselves…
Times are tough. With gas prices in extreme fluctuation, it seemed like a prudent move on my part to start carpooling. My best friend and…
Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. Yes, I took the $3,000 we had saved over the past 4 years to record…
Enough is enough. For far too long, I’ve been waiting for inspiration to fall from the sky and land at my feet. No more! By…
I’ve been hearing a lot of complaining about Ticketmaster and how they have a stronghold on the ticketing industry, but I’m going to tell you…
My therapist says I have a problem with holding grudges. I’ll never forgive her for saying that. I’ve been burned too many times before. And…