So here I am at yet another gathering of my closest friends and family. It seems like we gather almost every month to talk about,…
Hey, remember three weeks ago when we got into that argument about Socialism? You said that I didn’t have any, as you called it, “empirical…
Let me just say right off the bat that yes, I am aware that television and reality are two different things (except for the news…
Don’t be such a baby. This is totally safe! My cousin taught me how to do stick n’ poke and she does it all the…
Are all cops bastards? Yes. We know this because it’s been proven by punk’s top researchers. The same researchers who helped answer important questions like,…
C’mon, what are you, some kinda’ pussy?! Do this beer bong, bro! Don’t wuss out on me. I invite you to my home, supply you…
My band just finished our first recording session! We saved for months to book time at a professional studio with an experienced engineer- a real…
Fuck God. I never thought I would think those words let alone say them, I’ve been to church every Sunday since I was 8 years…
I don’t know about you but I am NOT a morning person. From the second I get out of bed and make my way to…
Hey, how have you been? I haven’t heard from you in forever! What do you mean you texted me? About your show? That is so…
I for one am FED UP with fake SJW hypocrites who CLAIM to speak up for the little guy and still use borderline HATE SPEECH.…
Some of you know me as the guy from the viral mugshot photo that features my insane smile encircled by a thick ring of gold…
Wow! What a great second guitar part. ‘GTR 2B’ will perfectly complement the rest of the mix on this song, especially once I mute it…
Shut up, shut up, shut up! I love this part! Yeah, that bit right there. Dew, deeeeeew, dew da da da dooooo. Oh and then…
I used to believe in the left. Their idealism and commitment to defending the little guy felt smooth and untarnished, much like my own fabric…
