I can’t believe what this world is coming to. Just yesterday I was dropping my son off at preschool when I saw this sign that…
The times are changing rapidly, and so too are our expectations of representation in popular media. That’s why I firmly believe that we need a…
Let’s get this out of the way. Yes, I am an incel. And, yes, I know that’s “very 2017” of me. But facts are facts!…
Last week I decided to treat myself and went to one of those fancy burger joints with the $12 IPAs and the burgers that come…
I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking out into the wild, untamed…
Is it just me or do pretty much all children’s toys suck ass now? I get very little pleasure from these new big-eyed beanie baby…
Okay hear me out, fellas. I’m not trying to say that our past photo shoots weren’t great. I love the memories we made that time…
Throughout our nation’s history, the President of the United States of America has always claimed to be a man of the people. Teddy Roosevelt with…
Okay, I get that the era of the heavy metal guitar god is long gone. That’s why it’s up to dedicated old school metalheads such…
Woah! What’s with the impromptu music quiz? I’m just minding my own business yet you feel comfortable to come up to me, a stranger, and…
It seems like every passing year the line between what is and is not punk becomes murkier, so I want to draw a line in…
Are you fucking kidding me?!?! That call was bullshit! Well that’s just fucking great. My team’s season is done, I’m in a terrible mood, and…
You know, it’s not every day you get invited to an orgy. Especially when you’re approached by a stranger while shopping for bottles of Bud…
Can you believe these people? I walk into this show, pay my five dollars, and I’m greeted by a wall of B.O. Have some respect…
Freud definitely called it back in the day: everywhere you look, we’re surrounded by phallic symbols. And, subconsciously, we’re all drawn to these penile stand-ins.…