Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — Lifelong fan of MTV News commercial segments Randy Colefell found himself going to see thrash metal legends Megadeth…
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Steve Packosky
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Amazon Prime announced today the upcoming release of "I’m The One," an alternate-history series that…
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Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — Pregnant woman Janice Bonder found herself second-guessing her decision to bring new life into a world where popular…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Kid Rock capped off his concert at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts with a…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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They say that “no good deed goes unpunished,” but I have another platitude to add to the mix: “no read…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth delivered a special Memorial Day message to a covert unit of Marine operatives…
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Steve Packosky
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CASPER, Wyo. — Municipal Waste fan Dylan Medina was shocked and disgusted after remembering that he drank responsibly at local…
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Steve Packosky
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MARSHALL, Minn. — Slovenly and unkempt metalhead Freddy Clark somehow sported the most beautiful head of hair you’d ever encountered,…
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