WASHINGTON – After decades of debate and countless failed attempts, politicians on both sides of the aisle have finally united to pass a federal ban…
Notorious Black Metal Band Reaches Max Level in World of Warcraft
NORWAY/Darkmoon Faire Realm – Norwegian black metal band Umskiptar have cemented their reputation as one of the world’s most notorious modern black metal bands through…
Local Man’s Bad Boy Image Entirely Based on Sons of Anarchy
RENO, Nev. – At first glance, local man Russ Wilson might seem like someone you wouldn’t want to run into while strolling down a dark alleyway.…
Brian Williams Fondly Recalls His Time as Lead Singer of T.S.O.L.
NEW YORK – While speaking at a luncheon in New York, suspended NBC News anchor Brian Williams waxed nostalgic on his years as the T.S.O.L.…
Killswitch Engage Guitarist Wins Better Band on The Price is Right
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — After being called down to the contestant’s row, Killswitch Engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz won big during yesterday’s episode of The Price is…
Danzig Sues Santa Over Late Gift Delivery
LOS ANGELES — Preliminary paper work was filed in Los Angeles superior court this morning stating that Glenn Danzig is suing Santa Claus over late…
Metalhead Upset His Band Didn’t Make the CIA’s Torture Playlist
PHOENIX — Brian Seymour was visibly upset while handing out his band’s CD-R demo near the exit of a local heavy metal club Saturday. According to…
Henry Rollins to Start Third Black Flag
LOS ANGELES — With the Black Flag name mired in turmoil, Henry Rollins has set out to start a third touring Black Flag cover band…