TORONTO – No strangers to controversy, Toronto-based heavy metal band Icepick Executioner released their latest album Behold My Blade last week, this time offending scores…
Neftock, Master of Darkness, Agrees to Cover Shift at 7-11
SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. – Black clouds obscured an ice white moon amidst terrible rumblings echoing from the depths of the underworld today as Mitch Hubbins, a.k.a.…
Merch Guy Realizes He’s Been Selling the Wrong Squiggly-Lettered T-Shirt
PROVIDENCE, R.I. – A simple mistake spelled potential disaster for Dean Selay, merch guy for the Louisville post-black metal outfit Crypt Engraver, as he realized…
D.R.I. Logo Tears ACL
HOUSTON — D.R.I.’s legendary “Skanker Man” was sidelined with a torn ACL following an injury brought on by decades of touring and the wear-and-tear of life…
Gene Simmons Calls Misfits Reunion “Pathetic”
NEW YORK — Legendary KISS frontman Gene Simmons had some tough love for the Misfits following Riot Fest’s announcement that the original lineup of the…
Christian Metal Band Doesn’t Believe In Evolving Their Sound
LANSING, Mich. – Local Christian band Bless The Martyr has stalled their momentum in the metal world by refusing to evolve their sound in any…
Game of Thrones Tribute Metal Band Getting Ahead of the Books
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – The continued delay of The Winds of Winter, the sixth book in the George R.R. Martin series that inspired Game of Thrones,…
LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world detailed in a series of…
Band Writes 10-Minute Song In Under 2 Minutes
NEW ORLEANS – Some artists take a lifetime to complete their masterpiece; others can create a magnum opus in virtually no time at all. Sludge…
Black Metal Guitarist Spotted Celebrating Gammy’s 87th Birthday at Old Country Buffet
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. – Two lucky fans were surprised Tuesday evening when they spotted Geryon Warbringer, guitar player of black metal band Malmastecon, celebrating his…
Deathcore Vocalist Has Brutal Mental Breakdown
ATLANTA, GA – Witnesses report local deathcore band We, The Bleeding Teeth could only watch in awe as their front man, Lenny Johnson, had what…
BREAKING: Old Guy Moshes Weird
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – BREAKING: The crowd at a secret, word-of-mouth show by prolific California hardcore band Chain Examination was stunned by the “weird moshing” of one older fan last night, according…
Phil Anselmo Apologizes for Waiting Until End of Show Before Paying Tribute to Hitler
HOLLYWOOD – After Sieg Heiling and screaming “White power!” at the conclusion of this year’s Dimebash, Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo has issued an apology to his…
DETROIT – Joining other high-profile donors like Jimmy Fallon, Pearl Jam, and Cher, Detroit-based hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse announced today they will donate 10,000…
Guitarist Wakes Up From Five-Year Solo
HEMPSTEAD, NY – Family and friends of local guitarist James Kenney rejoiced early this morning, as the musician awoke from his coma-like state after playing a guitar solo for five…