We’ve all been out with friends when someone makes a silly mistake and a friend (who you would otherwise consider a good person) uses the phrase, “that’s so dumb.”
This. Needs. To. Stop.
Now, of course, this situation is only a hypothetical — I don’t have any friends. But what I do have is a keen sense of what is right and what is wrong and how everyone around me should act. I also have a blogging job. And I know that using the word, “dumb” is extremely offensive to absolute fucking morons like me.
Yeah, most people don’t know this about me (because it’s hard to tell just by my appearance) but I’m actually half absolute fucking moron, and was raised by a proud absolute fucking moron of a mother.
So before you use the word, “dumb,” can you please think of all the absolute fucking morons like me who it might offend? Yeah, thanks.
Absolute fucking morons have been silent long enough, but finally, with the advent of the internet, we are able to express how the words you use are wrong, bad, and honestly just really exhausting from a perspective only absolute fucking morons can understand.
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It’s not our job to educate you, but after talking with all my absolute fucking moron friends (who agree with me) here’s what you need to know in case you somehow made it to 2017 and haven’t caught on yet: Your words matter. Your words are violence. Your words are the genocide of the moronic peoples.
So the next time your buddy forgets to set his alarm, or gets into a fender bender while texting and driving — do NOT compare him to absolute fucking morons like me by calling him the antiqued D-word. Call him what he is: a putrid, puss-filled CUNT.
Are you also an absolute fucking moron who is offended by the word, ‘dumb?’ Let us know in the comments below!