KANSAS CITY, Mo. — International pop star Taylor Swift and her fresh football fiancée Travis Kelce publicly announced that they are expecting the arrival of a baby private jet into their family this coming spring, confirmed sources.
“It’s just one major life update after another lately!” Swift offered while showing blueprints of the jet to be. “But it’s true, Travis and I are expecting. We’re so excited to welcome our little bundle of aeronautical joy into our lives and couldn’t be more excited for what lies in store for all three of us. He’s gonna have to get used to a lot of travel! And we’re going to have to get used to spoon-feeding him jet fuel and changing his dirty oil several times a day. But I’d say at this point in my life, I finally feel ready for it. We’re already picking out baby jet names too. Travis wants to go with PJ.”
Kelce appeared ecstatic despite feeling anxious about becoming a jet parent.
“The two of us really couldn’t be happier. I can’t wait to toss around the football with him,” said Kelce. “But we’re also preparing for the challenges that come with a new baby jet. There will be sleepless nights, constant maintenance, and we’re going to have to make changes to our lifestyle in order to adjust. It’s a responsibility that neither of us take lightly. Now, I did want to make another announcement. We recently went to our provider and found out that the jet is a Gulfstream G650.”
Swift and Kelce’s parents reacted extremely positively to the news.
“We just can’t believe it’s finally happening,” said mother Andrea Swift. “We never thought we’d see the day. We know she made the right choice with Travis, even though I’m more of a Cowboys fan. But this is going to put the two of them to the real test. If they can do it together and persevere, then they can do anything. I just hope Taylor is prepared for the postpartum depression that occurs after any 20,000-pound plane is welcomed into your life. Maybe she should read some self-help books about becoming first-time jet parents.”
At press time, Swift and Kelce were seen headed to the hangar near the closest airfield for the delivery of the jet.