NEW YORK — Local woman Julie Oliha found her true love when a random old man commented “Beautiful Very So Lovely Girl Hello” on a picture of her that she posted on Instagram, confirmed sources already buying their outfits for the eventual wedding.
“The first thing I noticed about him was his way with words, of course. Staggeringly eloquent,” Oliha said. “But then I looked closer and I saw his gorgeous profile picture, a non-smiling selfie taken at an extremely low angle in what seemed to be a shed, and that’s what really sealed the deal. I haven’t followed him or liked any of his comments or said anything back to him yet but he keeps commenting on my posts with compliments and, occasionally, condescending life advice. I love his devotion.”
The random old man articulated why he comments on Oliha’s posts and he maintained his signature, poetic style of grammar.
“When I see beautiful woman on Instagram Facebook I say ‘hello gorgeous’ or ‘lovely girl’ or ‘Hi dear looking good’ so they know they are beautiful and will notice me but often they don’t say words back, but it is alright but I don’t know why and they should say hello how are you if I take the time to say hello beautiful,” said the man, who owns a house and is a respected member of his community. “She’s not the only one, lots of very pretty women on phone. Maybe too many. Can’t keep up with pretty women.”
Instagram Head of Analytics Alice Pope confirmed that lifelong bonds often start with Instagram comments from strangers.
“People fall in love with random Instagram commenters all the time. But that’s not the only way comments on the app can change people,” Pope said. “Angry, politically-charged comments often change people’s stances on issues such as gun control, racism, and abortion. It’s why the country seems so unified right now. Unsolicited advice is another big one. I was studying psychology at MIT when some middle-aged stranger commented on my Instagram telling me I was wasting my money on a useless education and five-dollar coffees. Naturally, I immediately took the advice and have since become a successful businessperson.”
Oliha’s Instagram luck wasn’t limited to romance, as reports indicate she recently received a direct message saying she has won a free giveaway program and will be given a considerable cash price as soon as she sends her shipping information.
Romantic: Woman Falls in Love After Random Old Man Comments “Beautiful Very So Lovely Girl Hello” on Instagram Post
By Alex Bradley | April 6, 2024
NEW YORK — Local woman Julie Oliha found her true love when a random old man commented “Beautiful Very So Lovely Girl Hello” on a picture of her that she posted on Instagram, confirmed sources already buying their outfits for the eventual wedding.
“The first thing I noticed about him was his way with words, of course. Staggeringly eloquent,” Oliha said. “But then I looked closer and I saw his gorgeous profile picture, a non-smiling selfie taken at an extremely low angle in what seemed to be a shed, and that’s what really sealed the deal. I haven’t followed him or liked any of his comments or said anything back to him yet but he keeps commenting on my posts with compliments and, occasionally, condescending life advice. I love his devotion.”
The random old man articulated why he comments on Oliha’s posts and he maintained his signature, poetic style of grammar.
“When I see beautiful woman on Instagram Facebook I say ‘hello gorgeous’ or ‘lovely girl’ or ‘Hi dear looking good’ so they know they are beautiful and will notice me but often they don’t say words back, but it is alright but I don’t know why and they should say hello how are you if I take the time to say hello beautiful,” said the man, who owns a house and is a respected member of his community. “She’s not the only one, lots of very pretty women on phone. Maybe too many. Can’t keep up with pretty women.”
Instagram Head of Analytics Alice Pope confirmed that lifelong bonds often start with Instagram comments from strangers.
“People fall in love with random Instagram commenters all the time. But that’s not the only way comments on the app can change people,” Pope said. “Angry, politically-charged comments often change people’s stances on issues such as gun control, racism, and abortion. It’s why the country seems so unified right now. Unsolicited advice is another big one. I was studying psychology at MIT when some middle-aged stranger commented on my Instagram telling me I was wasting my money on a useless education and five-dollar coffees. Naturally, I immediately took the advice and have since become a successful businessperson.”
Oliha’s Instagram luck wasn’t limited to romance, as reports indicate she recently received a direct message saying she has won a free giveaway program and will be given a considerable cash price as soon as she sends her shipping information.