Tim Graham
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November 4, 2025
WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up with “wasteland personas” soon before all the good…
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Ben Friedman
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September 13, 2025
ORLANDO — Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction today, consisting of a roped off area in…
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RJ Atkinson
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September 13, 2025
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested in her class’s Career Day presentations than her…
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Joe Rumrill
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September 12, 2025
POCATELLO, Idaho — The boyfriend of long-suffering woman Talia Lefferts reportedly took it upon himself to point out that a…
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Ben Friedman
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September 12, 2025
NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at the Metropolitan Opera House was met with disappointment…
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Brett Olsen
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September 10, 2025
SALT LAKE CITY — Local born again crust punk Richard “Skuz-Dixx” Vanderbilt was recently baptized in sewage after deciding to…
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Scott Murray
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September 9, 2025
DENVER — Local flight attendant and longtime punk Jules Green held out the mic to a front row passenger during…
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Garry Kerls
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September 8, 2025
WASHINGTON — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child is unhealthy…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 7, 2025
WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…
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Mike Maher
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September 7, 2025
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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