TAMPA, Fla. — Independent researcher Spencer Griffith uncovered a “bombshell” yesterday in the continuing Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story, discovering over 80 Stormy Daniels sex tapes readily available online, sources confirmed.
“Once I found one video, the rest just kind of poured in,” said Griffith. “I mean, these follow Daniels through her entire life: people filmed her having sex when she was working as a librarian, as a corrections officer… there’s even video of her when she was a barely legal, naughty schoolgirl. This rabbit hole is deep.”
In a recent Reddit thread, Griffith admitted he believes these sex tapes leave Daniels susceptible to blackmail.
“Her lawyer [Michael Avenatti] may be using these sex tapes as leverage against her — forcing Stormy Daniels to say disparaging things against President Trump,” said Griffith in a “NSFW” subreddit forum. “This could change her standing with the average American, who typically see her as a ‘girl next door’ type.”
Close friend and coworker Alex Cain was the first person to learn of Griffith’s findings.
“To be honest, I don’t really have the heart to tell him that Stormy Daniels has been a porn star for close to two decades now,” said Cain. “I mean, would you want to look him in the face, and tell him he’s spent the last four months watching hours of professionally produced porn? Most amateur sex tapes you see don’t exactly have a defined plot.”
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Devon Herschel, CEO of Bum Thumpers Productions LLC, confirmed that Spencer Griffith is correct, having personally filmed 12 tapes featuring Stormy Daniels.
“She’s got a great work ethic. She directs, and is willing to do the lesbo stuff,” said Herschel. “In our business, we call that a triple threat.”
However, Griffith also claimed he’d found naked photos of other women linked to President Trump.
“I found some salacious photos of Karen McDougal. And after hours of additional searching, I discovered nude photos of First Lady Melania Trump,” said Griffith from his darkened bedroom. “There really is no telling how much damage this information could do.”