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John Danek •
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ELKHART, Ind. — Legendary orchestral instrument manufacturer Selmer announced plans to edge into the metal…
Mysterious, Stoic Bassist Revealed to be Cardboard Cut Out of The Crow
John Dixon •
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DALLAS — Local band Black Hole Generator finally admitted yesterday that their legendarily enigmatic bassist…
Old Spice Releases Shampoo/Body Wash/Toothpaste Combo
Dan Luberto •
November 13, 2020
CINCINNATI — Old Spice announced today a new, all-in-one combination shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste, in their latest…

