Mike Maher
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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Peter Ferrarese
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — International pop star Taylor Swift and her fresh football fiancée Travis Kelce publicly announced that they…
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Peter Ferrarese
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NEW YORK — International sensation the Jonas Brothers announced that since doing away with the chastity rings that they wore…
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Matt Husser
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter Belinda Carlisle officially retracted the eponymous claim of her 1987 hit “Heaven Is a Place on…
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Laurie Bolewitz
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NEW YORK CITY — Local woman Ashleigh Deacon officially replaced her morning positive affirmations with the entirety of Fiona Apple’s…
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Mimi Kenny
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LOS ANGELES — Taylor Swift, the popular recording artist with a key supporting role in “The Lorax” (2012), was reportedly…
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Steve Packosky
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TORONTO — Canadian rock band Barenaked Ladies responded to U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs on their country by threatening…
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Steve Packosky
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HOUSTON — Local conservative Kyle Edwards found himself hoping female-centric music festival Lilith Fair is revived so he can complain…
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Steve Packosky
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NEW YORK — A recent corporate restructuring initiative in adherence to a new five-year strategic plan led to mass layoffs…
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