Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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Chris Bowen
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JOHNSON CITY, N.Y. — Local music fan Alan Rickland was feeling a bit sad recently after the bug that had…
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Tim Sheard
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RICHMOND, Va. — Banished Scumdogs of the Universe and legendary heavy metal band GWAR are reportedly planning on releasing a…
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Tim Graham
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MILWAUKEE — Prominent businessman, and guest speaker at the Republican National convention, Anthony Winston warned Democrats to tone down their…
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Chris Bratton
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CHICAGO — A local doggy daycare center went berserk after the Smashing Pumpkins lyric “wanna go for a ride” from…
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Bobby Korec
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It’s the summer, which means it’s time for barbecues, good food, and my entire family to be scared shitless because…
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Chris Bowen
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — Slayer superfan Dwayne Imico inadvertently discovered how much of his own puke his new Slayer Igloo cooler…
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Matt Husser
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SEATTLE — Jerry Cantrell reportedly revealed that 1992 Alice in Chains hit “Them Bones” was actually inspired by the time…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing…
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Neel Bhakta
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HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming…
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