James Knapp
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January 4, 2025
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Continuous go-getter Henry Rollins recently employed the services of a TaskRabbit professional to ask him questions about…
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Matt Oriente
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January 3, 2025
BLUE ISLAND, Ill. – Opening band Abridged Aversion left the local punk scene in a tailspin when they immediately departed…
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Tim Graham
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January 2, 2025
SYDNEY — Rock legends AC/DC are gearing up for another tour of the US so they can see where their…
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Steve Packosky
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January 2, 2025
OSLO, Norway — Black metal band Frossen Ensomhet undertook a series of team-building church burning activities at the behest of…
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Antonio Cruise
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January 1, 2025
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local resident Calvin Davenport continues to experience unprecedented levels of euphoria nearly a decade after successfully recommending…
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Steve Packosky
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December 31, 2024
DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan reportedly resolved to hit a beer keg with his baseball bat…
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Patrick Coyne
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December 30, 2024
LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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Chris Bowen
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December 30, 2024
ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmudgeon Hadwin McKlusky fell victim to a vicious prank played by neighborhood kids in which they…
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Steve Packosky
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December 29, 2024
LA MESA, Calif. — Prolific thrash metal frontman Dave Mustaine started a rival retirement organization after being removed from the…
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Ben Friedman
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December 28, 2024
EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…
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