Chris Bowen
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SEATTLE — Members of local grindcore band Gestation Crate were unable to settle a debate about which 473 songs of…
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Chris Bowen
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HOUSTON — Merch guy for the heavy metal band Beast of Damocles Eric Jennie provides an extra service for any…
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Chris Bowen
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TORONTO — Family and friends of local man Neil Dupont are growing increasingly concerned for his health after showing signs…
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Tim Graham
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Conservative metalhead Edgar Hardy insisted that the “woke” interpretation of what life was like as a…
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Zachary Wolf
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DETROIT — Little Caesars Arena DJ Richard King is waiting for the perfect moment to play “Welcome to the Jungle”…
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BANGLADESH — Representatives overseeing child employees of the most successful garment factory in the country reported the illegal laborers can’t…
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Chris Bowen
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Occult rockers Ghost performed their entire show with wastebaskets from a local Marriott on their heads after…
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Audrey Vieira
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BALTIMORE — Local death metal band Infested Remains landed in hot water after fans criticized the AI-generated corpse on their…
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Rob Ryder
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LOS ANGELES — Longtime Slayer guitarist Kerry King is reportedly scouring tabs on UltimateGuitar.com in a sudden attempt to relearn…
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Matt Husser
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local metalhead Trent Clayton remains hopeful that the Slayer reunion festival tour schedule didn’t conflict with his…
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