Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…
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MALAYSIA — Production of the upcoming Uncharted movie adaptation has halted after the project lost yet another director, who plummeted…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video…
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Tyler Schmall
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UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…
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Mark Roebuck
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DREAM LAND — A recent sit down interview with Nintendo superstar Kirby revealed some insights into a decades long career…
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Collin Preciado
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NEW YORK — Several taxi cab customers were reminded by comedian and game show host Ben Bailey that they were…
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Chandler Dean
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CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand — Although experts are split on precisely why, a study of gamers worldwide has determined that the…
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James Gavigan
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ITHACA, N.Y. — 34-year old Don Cotton is still easily tricked into thinking that he is playing a game while…
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Gabe Gurwin
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URZIKSTAN — Coalition forces suffered heavy losses in a battle against local insurgent militias today, with SAS close-quarter combat specialist…
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