Jon Ruggiero
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IRVINE, Calif. — The latest convention to close its doors due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns, Blizzard has announced that the…
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Joe Klein
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NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…
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LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they…
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Patrick Susmilch
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EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…
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Dennard Dayle
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We hear you. This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…
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Liam O'Malley
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DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island…
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If you find yourself “disgusted” by the riots happening in America over racial injustice, wait until you hear about the…
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Jordan Breeding
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BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…
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