Matt Kenny
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METUCHEN, N.J. — After months of struggling to read her iPhone 7, local mother Deborah Freidhof finally adjusted the font…
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Kevin Flynn
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…
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Tyler Simpson
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MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…
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Peter Kemme
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[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UzLg2Pk_WU[/embed] Written and edited by Peter Kemme. Narrated by Giovanni Colantonio.
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Collin Preciado
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ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…
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Jon Ruggiero
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HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…
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David Sitrick
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NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…
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