Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…
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Courtney Baka
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NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit…
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EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…
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Mark Roebuck
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…
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M.J. Amory
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NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…
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MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s…
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Bobby D. Lux
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Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me,…
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PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…
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Rick Homuth
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E3’s been over for some time now, and it’s time we face facts — there just isn’t going to be…
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