Chuck Kowalski
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November 28, 2017
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…
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Jon Lalu
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November 27, 2017
WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…
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Patrick Susmilch
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November 27, 2017
WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…
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Chuck Kowalski
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November 26, 2017
PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…
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Ella Gale
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November 25, 2017
SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…
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Ian Kitchen
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November 24, 2017
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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Doug Francisco
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November 22, 2017
KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination,…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 22, 2017
WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 22, 2017
HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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November 21, 2017
LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so…
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