Ella Gale
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November 25, 2017
SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…
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Ian Kitchen
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November 24, 2017
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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Doug Francisco
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November 22, 2017
KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination,…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 22, 2017
WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 22, 2017
HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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November 21, 2017
LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so…
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Louie Aronowitz
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November 21, 2017
SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 20, 2017
FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…
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M.J. Amory
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November 19, 2017
LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…
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Casey Reed
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November 19, 2017
BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory…
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