Mo Mozuch
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All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your…
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INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has…
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Adam Martin
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…
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STONY BROOK, N.Y. — A recent study by Stony Brook University showed that anime keeps fans watching constantly not out…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Jordan Breeding
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BOSTON — After five brutal hours of incessant, imaginative bitching, the well-documented hater of “fruity-ass board games,” Sam Daniels, secured…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial YouTube star Logan Paul released another apology video today, this time in advance of an upcoming…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…
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Luke Woodward
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…
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Mark Roebuck
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A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…
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