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Jeremy Kaplowitz • July 12, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…

Matt Shore • July 12, 2019

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

Peter Casciato • July 11, 2019

AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that…

Ella Gale • July 11, 2019

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…

Kevin Flynn • July 10, 2019

KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically…

M.J. Amory • July 10, 2019

WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a…

Dan Kozuh • July 10, 2019

INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend…

Ella Gale • July 9, 2019

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark…

Kevin Flynn • July 9, 2019

FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…

Hard Drive Staff • July 8, 2019

Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…

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