Matt Husser
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FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue…
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Courtney Hill
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local millennial Cassie Dunbar recently reached the very last Zillow listing and immediately pivoted to scrolling through…
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Sean Fallon
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become…
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Colleen Nerney
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local woman Andrea Wellson is reportedly considering a risky and in-depth plan to commit identity theft to…
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Zac Lux
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ATLANTA — The well-played guitar of local man Cody Marksen entered its next chapter as a wall decoration in his…
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Livy Berry
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DENVER — A group of left-leaning bank robbers decided to start a recent holdup by acknowledging the crime they were…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Ronald Rowe Jr, acting director of the Secret Service, held a press conference today to announce that he…
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Patrick Coyne
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TACOMA, Wash. — Punk house squatter Dave Giles reportedly converted virtually every open space within his home into a junk…
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Zac Lux
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — A team of scientists was left bewildered after a series of tests definitively proved that smashed guitars…
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