Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — Reformed skinhead, public speaker, and talking head Tom Lupine is struggling to make ends meet as…
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Ben Friedman
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ANOKA, Minn. — A conservative anti-abortion picketer was confused after being unable to convert a single person to his cause,…
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Jerrod Kingery
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Lifelong Republican voter Travis Andrews remains puzzled after not being able to determine if the Nazi imagery…
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Bill Conway
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AUSTIN, Texas — J.D. Vance sat down for a three-hour interview with popular podcaster Joe Rogan to let potential voters…
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Matt Husser
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TUCSON — Local Man Steven Barnes threw away the progress of nine full years of therapy to pursue a brief…
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Sean Fallon
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BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card,…
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Sam LiButti
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son after hearing rumors circulating that some…
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Courtney Hill
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MT. POCONO, Penn. — Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst recently crashed a Halloween campout and borrowed a bit of his…
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Matt Husser
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…
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Peter Ferrarese
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend…
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