Jacky Pritchard
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MINNEAPOLIS — Mike Curry, a local father and devoted straight-edge punk, resorted to unconventional means after discovering his son had…
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Rob Ryder
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WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Ben Friedman
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LIVINGSTON, Tenn. — Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of…
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B.S. Mitchell
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PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless…
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Bobby Korec
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Hi, I’m not Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to a list of 30 stunts from the “Jackass” franchise that left us with…
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Ben Friedman
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Democratic Vice President hopeful Tim Walz found himself in the middle of a barrage of criticism…
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Drew Gigis
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A few months back I got laid off from the steel mill after drunk driving an overhead crane, so money…
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Laurie Bolewitz
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NEW YORK — Local man and frequent shirt-wearer Tim Abderman stands accused of being a total poser due to his…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOUISVILLE, Ky.. — Guests at local man Ricky Ellis' house party endured an agonizing 30-minute wait for eccentric cocktails from…
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Matt Husser
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…
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