Dan Kozuh
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PEORIA, Ill. — Infamous sophomore bully Peter Fazio has chosen to target Dane Sumner’s large facial birthmark for hazing, choosing…
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BOSTON — Hundreds of new straight edge recruits received their standard issue black sheep tattoos this morning in a traditional…
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Contributor
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TAMPA, Fla. – Ellen Hayes, wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Ralph Hayes, marked herself “safe” on Facebook last week…
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Nate Waggoner
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Journalist and musician Nardwuar is nervously awaiting the nominations for the upcoming Servie Awards, friends close…
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Anya Volz
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BROOKLYN, N.Y — Polyamorous partners Holly Byrne and Amanda Bartlow pledged their never-ending commitment to one another, and to giving…
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Dan Rice
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 26-year-old Marcus Quinn, giving the appearance of a normal Millennial man on the surface, is completely…
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Kyle Erf
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…
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Krissy Howard
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ATLANTA — Georgia man Scott Stevens claimed today that the festival he’s attending has somehow prevented him from showering since…
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Eric Navarro
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Widespread oppression and under-representation of minority groups is an issue that plagues our society as a whole. This issue has gone…
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Dan Rice
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I’m sick and tired of hearing all these bullshit arguments against the removal of confederate monuments in our country. Whether…
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