Trevor Graham
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PEORIA, Ill. — A masked member of a local militia who was harassing people waiting in line to vote embarrassingly…
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Bill Conway
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump made a last-minute appeal to all potential voters with a simple message:…
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Bobby Korec
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This is the most important election in our lifetime and I’ll be damned if every vote isn’t counted fair and…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local apolitical friend Bryce Flowers admitted that he is only watching the 2024 election coverage for the…
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Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — The nation’s screen and novel horror writers resolved to continue killing every single dog that is unfortunate enough…
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Chris Bowen
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local boxed food mix Rice-A-Roni unveiled a new advertising campaign that featured them embracing their roots in…
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Bill Conway
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Legendary musician, producer, and seemingly the luckiest son of a bitch around, Quincy Jones died at his home in Bel…
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Peter Woods
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Ana Sutton, a 38-year-old musician who is currently on tour, recently changed all the demands in…
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Ben Friedman
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local man Greg Wachowski was surprised by an intense and emotional intervention regarding his refusal to shave…
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Josh Baumgart
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TEL AVIV — The United Nations decided to call on model, media personality, and socialite Kendall Jenner to deliver a…
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