Livy Berry
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DENVER — A group of left-leaning bank robbers decided to start a recent holdup by acknowledging the crime they were…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Ronald Rowe Jr, acting director of the Secret Service, held a press conference today to announce that he…
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Patrick Coyne
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TACOMA, Wash. — Punk house squatter Dave Giles reportedly converted virtually every open space within his home into a junk…
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Zac Lux
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — A team of scientists was left bewildered after a series of tests definitively proved that smashed guitars…
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Bibek Gurung
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WARWICK, R.I. — Amanda Martinez, a 26-year-old known for always being prepared, unknowingly became the primary care physician for her…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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TULUM, Mexico — Only 48 hours into her long-awaited vacation, 29-year-old Abigail Mahoney started calculating the number of days until…
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Trevor Graham
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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Dan Kozuh
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VeggieTales has always been a beacon of moral lessons and ethical Christian teachings, but what if these characters went off…
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Tim Graham
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DERRY, N.H. — Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos,…
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Jordan Liffengren
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The adoption form for an elderly dog with gangrene at Pups in Paradise Animal Shelter required everyone…
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