Livy Berry
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MILWAUKEE — Local suburban father Dave Johnson made history after inadvertently performing the greatest rock and roll drum solo of…
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Bill Conway
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TAUNTON, Mass. — Local man Patrick Kelly surprised friends and family with his supposed “authentic” pronunciation of common Mexican foods…
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Violet Cowdin
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There was something undeniably femme in the air that day. A wind that whispered “shhhhhh” into the ears of men…
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Trevor Graham
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BOISE, Ida. — Roland Gelford, a member of the baby boomer generation, made sure to have his awful ringtone set…
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MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Pioneering emo band Within Without announced the release of a new B-sides and rarities album which will…
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Dan Kozuh
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BRAINTREE, Mass. — A leak revealed that local punk band We Wear the Mask only keeps their second guitarist, Davey…
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Carson Kile
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LOS ANGELES — An astounding display of skill and expertise was observed today as local punk sommelier Evan Weaver correctly…
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Matt McInerney
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Local Weakerthans fan Graham Neal is reportedly unable to extend his performance in the bedroom by using…
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Ben Friedman
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DEERFIELD, Ill. - Walgreens announced today that it would be closing 1,200 retail stores after unsuccessfully implementing a policy of…
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Tim Sheard
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local man Vincent Metcalf quit his longtime dream of becoming a con artist to become a…
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