WASHINGTON — The leaders of the Democratic National Committee announced they plan to learn absolutely nothing from their embarrassing loss…
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Max Barth
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Local Trump supporter Stephen Hall confirmed that he is happy about Trump’s win, but is a…
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Tim Graham
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. – Local World War II enthusiast Edward Spencer says he is looking forward to witnessing the rise of…
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Rob Ryder
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RICHMOND, Va. — Trey Bollinger, proud owner of a $91,273 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD, accused Tesla Cybertruck owners of being…
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Trevor Graham
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PEORIA, Ill. — A masked member of a local militia who was harassing people waiting in line to vote embarrassingly…
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Bill Conway
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump made a last-minute appeal to all potential voters with a simple message:…
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Bobby Korec
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This is the most important election in our lifetime and I’ll be damned if every vote isn’t counted fair and…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local apolitical friend Bryce Flowers admitted that he is only watching the 2024 election coverage for the…
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Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — The nation’s screen and novel horror writers resolved to continue killing every single dog that is unfortunate enough…
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Chris Bowen
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local boxed food mix Rice-A-Roni unveiled a new advertising campaign that featured them embracing their roots in…
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