Robert John Scucci
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LONDON – Scott Devine and Ian Martin Allison wowed bass players across the globe with their new masterclass on how…
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Bill Conway
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LOS ANGELES — Popular clothing manufacturer JNCO announced a steep drop in their stock price following the sudden announcement that…
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Chad Kubrak
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WASHINGTON — House minority leader and top Democrat Hakeem Jeffries asked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if they are “still…
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Matt Husser
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HORNERSTOWN, N.J. — Serial killer and torture pioneer Jigsaw was reportedly left horrified today after his unwilling Thanksgiving guests quickly…
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Ben Friedman
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Luxury car manufacturer Jaguar unveiled a new look in hopes of expanding their appeal to the tiny percentage of people…
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The Hard Times Staff
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — As I Lay Dying frontman, and convicted felon, Tim Lambesis was caught on a home video having…
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Mike Maher
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WASHINGTON — America’s longstanding symbol of freedom, the bald eagle, was replaced by the Costco rotisserie chicken as the official…
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Rob Ryder
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BALTIMORE — Local venue the Rusty Nut is reported to be heated by a single eight-outlet power strip, confirmed several…
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Steve Packosky
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CINCINNATI — Bolt Thrower fan Harold Rodriguez was disappointed in the reaction to his custom playlist by fellow members of…
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Evan Vest
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MILWAUKEE — Local punk Noah Vickens harbored resentment against people who don’t bat an eye at his appearance, confirmed sources…
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