Dom Turek
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January 30, 2025
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Just days away from completing his dry January goal, local abstainer Adam Cowell gave in to mounting…
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Jason VanSlycke
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January 29, 2025
DENVER — Local biker gang The Chaos Crusaders was reportedly riding around town in matching outfits, captivated and deafened sources…
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Rob Ryder
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January 29, 2025
OSLO, Norway — Physicists at the Goering Institute of Hardcore Physics recently discovered a new form of toilet paper thinner…
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Arielle Andreano
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January 28, 2025
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Local woman Hallie Phillips is reportedly thriving during an attempt to reduce alcohol consumption despite posting…
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Tim Sheard
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January 27, 2025
WASHINGTON — Congressional lawmakers reached a new bipartisan consensus to allow their caretakers to vote on their behalf, confirmed sources…
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Tim Sheard
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January 26, 2025
AKRON, Ohio — Officer Brian McCarthur of the Akron Police Department shared his delight at seeing work friends while infiltrating…
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Dom Turek
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January 25, 2025
It is essential for women in big cities to be aware of their surroundings. It’s also essential for women in…
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Tim Sheard
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January 24, 2025
BOSTON, Mass. — Harvard scientists studying modern American relationship dynamics made a breakthrough discovery by identifying the first conventionally attractive…
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John Danek
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January 24, 2025
CHARLEROI, Pa. — Lifelong punk Hunter Burchuk experienced the startling epiphany that moshing is “dumb as hell” during a recent…
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Courtney Hill
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January 23, 2025
KEENE, N.H. — Family court judge Deanna Westcock was unexpectedly persuaded to reconsider a tense custody battle following a stirring…
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