Ryan Darrah
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CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — Hulk Hogan, famed professional wrestler, actor, and white nationalist, passed away earlier today, succumbing to health problems…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is set to meet with Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell a few…
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MILWAUKEE — Local 49-year-old musician Garry “Gax” Goodwin, lead singer of Oscar the Grouch Was Right, integrated a vocoder into…
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Dan Kozuh
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GAZA CITY — Malnourished children living in increasingly dire conditions in Gaza expressed disappointment Monday that President Donald Trump has…
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Kal Perry
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LOS ANGELES — Local 34-year-old Meris Johnson reportedly stares at her phone for hours at a time in the morning…
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LOS ANGELES — Decades of hard partying and wild nights finally caught up to legendary metal musician Ozzy Osbourne who…
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WASHINGTON — The Trump administration ordered a trove of new documents related to the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.,…
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Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Baxter Lenin, guitarist for Ketamine Chainsaw, recently received a “pre-denial offer” in the mail from Capital One, confirmed…
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