Trevor Graham
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BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…
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Peter Woods
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LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Local dad Sean Nolan is once again using a weird, unexpected, and previously nonexistent slang term for…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump debuted a completely new pronunciation of the holiday “Cinco De Mayo” while addressing local reporters…
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Courtney Hill
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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Local man Travis Anders recently listened to all 15 Genesis albums while waiting for a…
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Matt Husser
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 13-year-old Elliot Johnson was reportedly crossing his fingers today hoping that his dad would never come…
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NEW YORK — Local man Peter Spearman was shocked when he discovered the frontman of his all-time favorite band Chaos…
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Matt Husser
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BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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BALTIMORE — Corey Cruz, drummer of hardcore band Maximum Output, reportedly told lead singer Devin Altman to please put his…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — White House Economic Advisor Peter Navarro aggressively challenged a report detailing the country's negative GDP growth during the…
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Alec Walker
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Local gym rat and self-proclaimed doomsday prepper Brock Crocker is really hoping that the next new world…
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