Jason Clemence
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local husband and father of three Brett Spalding proudly showed off his expensive new grill to friends…
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Chris Bratton
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WASHINGTON — The Bill from the “Schoolhouse Rock,” best known for singing “I’m Just a Bill” in the fifth episode…
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Doug Kolic
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MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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NEW YORK — New York Mayor Eric Adams announced he plans to give Sean "Diddy" Combs a second key to…
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Stephen Bell
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BOCA CHICA, Texas – The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, says that he will be creating a new political party…
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…
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Ben Friedman
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Local 41-year-old Teddy Moore is being hailed as a hero after multiple witnesses confirmed he attended…
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Dom Turek
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HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…
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