I am sick and tired of these corporations shamelessly screwing over the working class. Whether it be groceries, household goods, and even the hospitality industry, everywhere you look we’re getting less and less of a value for our dollar because some greedy boardroom bastards need to find some arbitrary way to increase profits to enrich themselves.
But tonight the shrinkflation epidemic has gone too far, because upon checking into this hotel with my wife and her boyfriend, I’ve found the room is deprived of a cuck chair.
As a longtime member of the La Quinta loyalty program it’s a slap in the face to people like me, a regular customer who books this hotel once a month so another man can satisfy my wife in ways that I cannot. But no, here I am perched on the dresser like some cuckold gargoyle because management couldn’t spring an extra $200. Do they expect me to sit on the other queen bed like some kind of third wheel? Come on.
I can understand, taken with a grain of salt, that businesses are tightening their belts out here because materials and resources are becoming more expensive. But I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect a barely comfortable lounge chair slightly obscured by shadow from which I can watch my wife get railed by this guy she’d been sexting with on Reddit. I am literally getting less bang for my buck!
And don’t think I haven’t also noticed there are fewer hand towels for which I use to wipe my wife’s bull’s jizz off her tits? I might as well use my hands like I did that one time. This has the foul stench of private equity firms written all over it. What other entity would sink so low as to squeeze the working class out of our cuck chairs?
I’m a simple man, and I don’t think it’s too much to ask that when I book a room for the sole purpose of being emasculated by a much better-looking and endowed man, the hotel provides basic accommodations such as a poorly upholstered chair a darkened corner of the room from which I can silently jerk off and lament that this is the only thing holding my marriage together. Anything less is practically highway robbery.
La Quinta is lucky I also have a findom kink, otherwise they’d lose my business completely.