I don’t mean to align myself with the rabble of conspiracy theorists and blithering malcontents filling up your feed and detracting from the quality of your doomscrolling. It’s bad enough that we have throngs of people who were willing to shoot up a pizza parlor ten years ago at the mere thought of child trafficking who will now pick up a gun and actively defend a known cabal of rich pedophiles. But I keep looking at the signs, reading between the lines, seeing the messaging within the messaging, and I’ve noticed an unignorable thread — I don’t think that Republican leadership ever cared about making eggs cheaper.
I’ve spent countless hours away from my family poring over innumerable documents and articles. I even have a massive wall in my home bedaubed with pictures and newspaper clippings connected by red strings, linking people and events to one another. They all call me crazy, but I know what I see. I know what they’re trying to hide from us with their cunning trickery. My friends say that I’m losing my grip on reality. I’m losing sleep. I barely eat, and when I do, it’s not like I can afford eggs like I was promised.
So here it is, and this is just spit balling here, but it seems to me like the promise of cheaper eggs, groceries, and day to day life was some rather ingenious sleight of hand that the conservative elite used to shoehorn their party back into power while disguising their true intentions of cultivating a latter-day dictatorship propagated by state sponsored media that’s emboldened due to corporate hegemony being indistinguishable from policy. All the while, this whole charade of governance is being utilized as a thinly worn veneer for advancing a pseudo-theocratic ethnostate benefiting only the wealthiest contributors to the regime that fosters a society that’s closer to an open-air prison or a pyramid scheme than an actual country. One where all money flows to the top, while all of those who actually produce the value of their labor are systematically separated from reaping the benefits of said labor under pain of death from law enforcement officials.So, even though I can’t rightly prove that they never cared about making eggs cheaper, I’m not going to give up. I just know I’m on to something. Hell, if I didn’t know any better, I would say that despite their staunch pro-life stance, republicans don’t care about the average person at all.
