Tim Sheard, Author at HARDTIMES

November 4, 2024

Every human has basic desires: the need for shelter, human touch, and access to Presidential Mukbang streams. It’s only natural…

October 15, 2024

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Local man Vincent Metcalf quit his longtime dream of becoming a con artist to become a…

October 15, 2024

BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clear vision of the future where humanity thought…

October 1, 2024

NEW YORK — Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz recently revealed that he has been practicing for the debate with J.D.…

September 7, 2024

BATON ROUGE, La. — Local woman Georgia Luenette was stunned to notice that, aside from the ‘Check Engine’ light flashing…

August 30, 2024

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, which is the time of the week I get particularly randy. My name is…

August 19, 2024

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Estranged husband and wife lifestyle influencer couple known as “The Wilsons” announced they had reconciled and agreed…

August 17, 2024

WHEELING, W. Va. — Local conservative Jerry Wardmore repeatedly stated that Vice President Kamala Harris’ proposed ban on grocery price-gouging…

August 16, 2024

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, kinks were very much alive and well. The struggle against…

July 17, 2024

RICHMOND, Va. — Banished Scumdogs of the Universe and legendary heavy metal band GWAR are reportedly planning on releasing a…