WHEELING, W. Va. — Local conservative Jerry Wardmore repeatedly stated that Vice President Kamala Harris’ proposed ban on grocery price-gouging…
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, kinks were very much alive and well. The struggle against…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at M.I.T’s prestigious Zoom Studies Lab reportedly identified the first online meeting to begin without terrible,…
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It’s 2024. Inflation has hit all aspects of the economy, corporate layoffs continue in mass, and Red Lobster’s bottomless shrimp…
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RICHMOND, Va. – The nation’s coworkers reportedly resolved to hold an extended conversation in the general area outside the employee…
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To quote President Joe Biden, we’re in uncharted territory. The 2024 presidential election is shaping up to be one of…
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Meet Kevin Buchanan, a self-identifying feminist ally who also holds the record for the most hours that someone has ever…
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The abacus. The dodo bird. The shopping mall. It’s natural for aspects of everyday life to become extinct. Luckily, your…
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CENTRAL GAZA — Israeli government officials confirmed that the bombing of a UN school in Gaza, which was carried out…
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