The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

July 8, 2015

Like all living things, crust punks can be classified into many different subspecies. Here are some of the most common…

July 7, 2015

We asked six esteemed sea captains to talk to us about their first encounters with crust punks. WARNING: these stories are…

July 7, 2015

AUSTIN, Texas – Researchers at the University of Texas at Austin have made a startling discovery. Though controversial, anthropologists have…

July 2, 2015

DENVER - Unemployed internet commenter, Shane Clifford, 33, feels that despite the fact he has no money, access to venues,…

June 25, 2015

PHOENIX, Ariz. - Joel Simmons, 24, is certain the only way to turn his lackluster love life around is to…

June 23, 2015

HELL - Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of All Things Evil, is reportedly unimpressed with what he called,…

June 22, 2015

PORTLAND, Ore. - Stink Bandits, a heavily hyped local trash core band, were outed as nothing more than three raccoons and…

June 19, 2015

SARASOTA, Fla. - Office worker and self-described punk, Brian Nesom, had a sudden and overwhelming sense of dread while leaving…

June 17, 2015

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virg. - Wedding season is in full swing, which means one thing: The nation's punks are struggling with…

June 16, 2015

SPOKANE, Wash. - After resigning from her post as president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the N.A.A.C.P due to…