December 10, 2017
Shocking revelation alert! Talking Dead guest, Melissa McBride, who plays The Walking Dead’s badass survive-at-any-costs mother figure “Carol,” reportedly stopped…
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December 5, 2017
OK, White women besides me, we need to talk: you need to open your eyes and stop. Doing. These. Five.…
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November 30, 2017
Look, maybe I don’t dress like it anymore, or go to shows often (or ever), but that doesn’t mean I’m…
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November 30, 2017
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of,…
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November 26, 2017
My name is Bert Wilson and I have a message for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell: put an end to all…
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November 22, 2017
HANSON, Mass. — Local punk Brandon Gardner will continue his annual Thanksgiving tradition of hiding from his family in his…
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November 20, 2017
WASHINGTON — A new wave of allegations was brought against President Trump today, now under investigation for pardoning a turkey…
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November 14, 2017
MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing…
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October 22, 2017
CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the…
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October 18, 2017
Twitter is buzzing about a lot of things right now, but none of them are the tweets by Kurt Williams,…
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