Taylor Roebuck, Author at HARDTIMES

November 27, 2018

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

November 18, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Filming of reality game show “Fear Factor” came to a halt yesterday afternoon when self-proclaimed “punk as…

August 21, 2018

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

April 11, 2018

I’m so tired of hearing people say that professional wrestling is fake. These men and women put their blood, sweat,…

March 27, 2018

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

February 21, 2018

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Upon reaching the final round of famed television game show “The Price is Right,” punk David Klein…

February 16, 2018

My child’s body is still warm and people are already trying to politicize her death. Where’s the decency? I worry…

February 11, 2018

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

December 24, 2017

Christmas is rapidly approaching. Malls are abuzz with holiday shoppers and many folks are starting to put up their decorations…

December 18, 2017

FLINT, Mich. — Local pit bull James Earl Bones rescued a crust punk yesterday from a no-kill shelter despite the…