Breaking: Sick Fuck Just Ordered Hot Coffee During Heat Wave
PALMDALE, CA — Customers and baristas of The Catalyst Coffee Shop were shaken to their core Sunday afternoon when sick…
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Opinion: If Aliens Are Real, I’m DTF
Hold on to your butts because this is huge. The government has officially confirmed the existence of UFOs and, presuming…
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Oh No: This Guy Wants To Take Me Hiking After I Lied About Enjoying Hiking
This guy asked me what I do in my free time and I fucked up and told him I really…
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I Took Joe Rogan’s Diet Advice and Now I’m an Alpha Male With Heart Disease
Joe Rogan is my hero. He’s a real man’s man, and that's what I aim to be. For the past…
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Punk Outraged After Stranger Actually Accepts Her $1 in Exchange for a Cigarette
LOS ANGELES — Local punk Zoey Thomas is absolutely outraged today after stranger, Daniel Morgan, accepted her $1 in exchange…
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Bearded Man in Flannel Mistakes Cat Piss for Really Good IPA
LOS ANGELES — Local bearded man Alec Turner mistook a stray cat’s piss for a “really good” IPA late Monday…
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