Stage Diver Suffers from Stage Fright
CORONA, Calif. – Emergency services were called to the Showbox Theater last night when a concertgoer had to be rescued…
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Pregnant Punk Can’t Wait to Dye Baby’s Hair
LONG BEACH, Calif. – Despite objections from friends, family, and doctors, local mom-to-be Melissa Watts cannot contain her excitement about dying…
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Local Man Insists Scene Died When He Stopped Going to Shows
CANOGA PARK, Calif. - Recently-retired member of the punk community David Gorman insists the local scene died at the exact same…
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Local Punk Only Sniffs Fair-Trade Glue
YUMA, Ariz. – Derek Dunkerly, 22, is an up-and-coming drug addict who hopes to one day achieve his dreams of becoming…
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Punk Photographer Takes Every Middle Finger Personally
ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Punk photographer Marshall “Grundle” Grunwald, 37, will no longer be pursuing his passion of documenting the music…
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Crowd Composed Entirely of Assholes Successfully Redirects Circle Pit
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. -- The science community was baffled this weekend when a circle pit inexplicably began to rotate clockwise…
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